Best interaction of my Alaska cruise on a very French cruise line: A Flight Attendant coming through the aisles of our charter flight back to Seattle is offering champagne before we take off.
An elderly French grandpa traveling with his grandson reaches out his hand and says “oui oui.” Then stops midway, switching to English: “Wait, is this from champagne in France?”
FA: “Well, it’s sparkling bubbles.”
Frenchman: “Ugh, no.” Withdraws hand.
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