Today marks the 70th anniversary of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Article 1 starts “All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.” The other 29 are just as plainly written, and fundamental. Take a moment and read it. 27(1) is my personal favourite.

I bought an amaryllis kit from an old Chinese man (or, Ace Hardware). It was, uh, you know, just stuck in among the zinnias. I paid a dolla’ ninety five.

Move On is so pathetic. Have your silly little protests about how sad you are a racist shitstain is no longer our Attorney General, you pathetic “liberal” scum. I’ll be over here celebrating that a literal confederate is no longer in charge of the Justice Department.